Page of Lulz

Only the lulziest allowed. Quotes mostly.

"The wheels on the bus go FUCK YOU." -The Doc

"PIZZA PIZZA PIE!!" -Me and the Doc

"DUKE MOTHERFUCKING NUKEM!!" -Me and the Doc AGAIN

"I WAKE THE WINDS." "FUCK THOSE WINDS! I SHALL BE THE ONE TO WAKE THEM! FOR I AM THE MASTER OF THE LINK THAT IS TOON!" "Fawlful you ain't." "YODA I AIN'T EITHER!! DOCTOR I IZ!" -Me, playing Windwaker, and the Doc who is apparently the master of the Link that is Toon.

"Shut up, pudding bag." -Ninja

"I'm not a communist, I'm Canadian." -Ninja, again (lol wtf)

"So, King Henry, I'm your fifth wife! Hang on, divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, be-oh shit." -Mock the Week, British Comedy

"Looky look a fancy fuck! With his wallet up his butt!" -Tilt-A-Whirl by Insane Clown Posse. Lulzy song.

"IF IT AIN'T SCOTTISH, IT'S CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" -Me and my dad. We're Scottish. ;D

"So Bowser DID Mario before..." "Wut." "Kissed Mario, I meant. XD" "OH GOD YOU SCARED ME." "OH GOD, BAD TYPO." -Midnight and then me.

"HE VIOLATED MY MAN-BOOBS." -Dylan (LOL)

"I have flowery nipples!" -Scott (WTF)

"Red deals critical hit super effective hits with Splash." -User on YouTube on Red's awesomeness.

"Serving suggestion: on a plate, you thick moron!" -Mock the Week: Unlikely things to read on a packet.

"To open: push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!" -Mock the Week: Unlikely things to read on a packet.

"Serves four. Ya greedy bastard, put some of that back!" -Mock the Week: Unlikely things to read on a packet.

"Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor." "THAT'S MY ASS!" -Tourettes Guy

"BOB SAGET!" -Tourettes Guy

"YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD! ...I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!" -Tourettes Guy

"DAMNIT, THESE FISH STICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!" "Whose tits have you been grabbing that are hard?" "That's what I want to know." "FUCK YOU!!!" -Tourettes Guy again

"No, Mewtwo, you are evil." "HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW THAT?!" -Regii reading a bad fanfic about a Mary Sue and his friend, Jetstorm.

"Shut up or I explode your head! MIND CRUSH!" "Oh for fuck's sake..." -Regii and Jetstorm again.

"What? What? What? WHAT THE FUCK?" "Hooooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiit...what the fuuuuuuuuuuck!?" -Regii and Jetstorm AGAIN. (EPIC WIN.)